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Pennington Bear Unmasked

Mascots, whether for professional sports teams, amusement parks or universities, conceal the identity of the person beneath the costume in order to protect the symbol of the character they play. While secrecy is the way mascots are designed, these icons sometimes have their covers blown.

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Intro to Brainrotology

George Fox University (GFU) will soon implement a new major: Brainrotology. Major schools around the world will open this as a choice of study for all students beginning in Fall of 2026.

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George Fox Giraffes!

For over 30 years, George Fox University (GFU) has clung to the Bruin mascot. Strong, powerful and known for their preference of solitude, the Bruins don’t seem to fit the branding tag GFU pitches. Not to mention, the George Fox Bruins doesn’t have a ring to it.

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Return to Quakerism

George Fox University (GFU) will be instituting new policies beginning in the 2026-2027 academic school year. The goal of these policies is to return to the Quaker roots of the university.

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Certified Best Day Ever

People born on April 1 have an extra reason to celebrate this year, following a recent scientific study.

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George Fox University’s New Speed Limit

The dismay George Fox University (GFU) students express over slow walkers on the paths in between classrooms, Canyon Commons and other locations on campus is well documented. This complaint is the topic of many exasperated Fizz posts (an underground form of student social media) and can be the reason why students are late to class.

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GFU to Replace Quad with Parking Lot

“I was on my way to the construction site of the Cinematic Arts building when I overheard two students talking about their inability to find parking spaces on campus,” said George Fox University (GFU) construction contractor Lot Parkzowski. 

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What is Your Tuition Funding on Campus?

As prices continue to rise across the country, colleges have also been forced to increase tuition to keep the lights on. With George Fox University (GFU) tuition exceeding $50k without scholarships or financial aid, students may wonder: where is all this money going? This article explores a few of the university’s recent investments.

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