To one piece of dark piazza, add a little moonlight, take for granted two people. Press in two strong ones, a small hand. Sift lightly two ounces of attraction, one of romance; add a large measure of jolly; stir in a floating ruffle and one or two whispers. Dissolve a half-a-dozen glances in a well of silence. Dust in a quantity of hesitation, one ounce of resistance, two of yielding; place the kisses on a flushing cheek or two lips; flavor with a slight scream and set aside to cool. This will succeed in any climate if directions are carefully followed
-Taken from the January 23, 1924 issue of The Crescent
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